$22.00
Perfect for the child of that family member you never got to know very well because they spend the holidays in front of the TV cheering on some sports team.
I thought this onesie was funny BEFORE I saw these unsettling baby videos and now I think it's hilarious.
Did you know that for the low price of $14.98 you can "Have Matthew McConaughey teach your child how to Hook 'em Horns"? That's right - there is an entire series of DVDs tailored to indoctrinate your baby with team spirit for a sport and team of your choice. It is weird. Everything I was going to say about these videos they say themselves in their own product description. The following text is from the product description for a University of Texas video but they have them for a slew of collegiate football teams.
"If you've been searching for a way to brainwash your small child into going to the University of Texas -- Matthew McConaughey's got you covered.
We've put our sweaty mitts on some awesome audio outtakes from Matty's voice-over work on Baby Longhorn -- which is a clever video aimed at helping your kids to learn colors, letters and the location of the school they'll be forced to attend."
Oh man. I don't get it. - Stephanie S.